Текст трека Эминема — «Ken Kaniff» (skit)

The Slim Shady LP

Текст трека Eminem feat. Marky Bass — «Ken Kaniff» (skit) с альбома 1999 года «The Slim Shady LP».

[Ken Kaniff:] I’m gonna call this motherfucker. Oh fuck yeah! Give him a piece of mind. A piece of my ass.
[Operator:] Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you?
[Ken Kaniff:] Oh, thank you. I need to make a collect call.
[Operator:] What number?
[Ken Kaniff:] Oh the number is xx6-2xxx
[Operator:] At the tone, please say your name.
[Ken Kaniff:] Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit.
[Eminem:] Yo!
[Ken Kaniff:] Hey there, cock boy.
[Eminem:] Who’s this?
[Ken Kaniff:] This is Ken Kaniff.
[Eminem:] Who?
[Ken Kaniff:] Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch.
[Eminem:] From Connecticut?
[Ken Kaniff:] Yeah, you wanna get a…
[Eminem:] I don’t know nobody in Connecticut.
[Ken Kaniff:] Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me?
[Eminem:] A hotel room?
[Ken Kaniff:] Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, EMINEM?
[Eminem:] Yo! Wh-wh-who is this, Cage?
[Ken Kaniff:] You want me to fuckin’ melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass you little cock boy.
[Eminem:] Hahaha! Yo, shut up you little bitch.
[Ken Kaniff:] Oh, you think I’m lying, huh?
[Eminem:] Hahahahahaha!